1. Where is the last place you held hands?
Pulling "wounded" shipmates around during a training excercise.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?:
... do I seriously need to answer that question?
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?:
TVs are for rich people.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?:
I can do ya one better. From the cow, to a bucket, to a pitcher, to a glass, to me.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Sweat Jezuz no.
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
For, like, 6 months I refused to speak to Caitlin.
7. Are you a fast typer?:
This sentence alone cost me two minutes.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
The only thing I fear is peace on earth and good will t'ward men.
9. Do you like someone right now?
... next slide please.
10. What ended your last relationship?
... and again.
11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I don't recall ever having a choice on that. I grew up with just a bath, and the only thing I've had access to since leaving home has been a shower.
12. Do you knock on wood?:
I don't believe in luck.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?:
Only the blood of my enemies.
14. Do you think you're smart?:
... um, duh.
15. Have you ever been in love?
... fast forward, damnit.
16. Do you miss someone right now?
Of course not.
17. What do you want for Christmas?:
The navy to give me back my soul.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
He's currently in hiding in the mountains of Tibet.
19. Do you talk in your sleep?:
How the f*** would I know that? I'm f***in' asleep.
20. Do you remember your 1st crush?
I have trouble remembering 10 minutes ago.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Define "flown."
22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?:
Boot Camp
23. Do you consider yourself successful?:
I survived RTC, didn't I?
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?:
A baker's dozen.
25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
Not only did I ask, I recieved. (by "I", I mean my family) Never learned to ride one though.
26. Plans for tomorrow?:
Classes, duty, oral board, get a complete list of all finacial transactions to go through my bank account to prove I didn't get payed.
27. What did you do this past weekend?
Nothin'
28. Miss being at school right now?:
Yes, because IS1 Weber is the shit.
29. When's the last time you told someone you loved them?:
... next.
30. Do you want to be single?:
I are single.
31. How are you feeling today?:
Like I need to shoot something. Perhaps who ever wrote this survey?
32. Who's your hero?
Douglas MacArthur. (We have the same first and last initials)
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?:
No.
34. What are you looking forward to?:
WWIII
35. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours who would it be?
Nancy Grace... they'd never see her again.
36. Do you bite your nails?:
Yeah
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?:
No
38. Can you handle the truth?:
Not really.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?:
Do you like getting beaten up?
40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?:
Military ID
Wallet
Small bottle of Holy Water.
41. Any cool scars?
On my left hand.
42. Are you missing in action?:
Not to my knowledge.
44. What's your deepest secret?
Did we skip 43?
45. How often do you talk on the phone?:
Rarely.
46. Do you believe in love?:
Do you believe in shutting your fat face?
47. Is there something you want that you can't have?:
Does being "King of the World" count?
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?:
IQ
Eye color
Ring finger
Teeth
49. When was your last time you cried?
... we've been over this before, right?
50. Who did you last hug?:
I'd like to say I had the goddamn common courtesy to hug my mother the day I shipped out, but I honestly can't remember.
51. Do you get along with your family?:
Some much better than I used to.
52. Where is your phone?:
On my desk, roaming, recieving shitty service, awaiting you calls and texts messages so that I may delete them.
53. What was the last thing you ate?:
Bacon... mmmmmmmmmm, bacon.
54. Favorite Color?:
Navy Blue.
55. Last movie you saw?:
The Dark Knight, bitches.
56. What song are you listening to?:
I don't "listen" to music. I jam to my tunes.
57. What do you want?:
For this torture to end.
58. Favorite Car?:
'68 Cadillac Coup DeVille.
59. What T.V. show are you watching?:
I don't honestly know.
60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?:
My mommy.
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