Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?

- Whoever comes up with these things.

how do you flush the toilet in public?

- With my shoe. I'm not touchin' that God damn filthy thing with my hands.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

- Of course not. My truck is invincible.

Do you have a crush on someone?

- If I did, do you think I'd be likely to tell you?

Name one thing you worry about running out of: 

- Toilet paper

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? 

- HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious?

What is your favorite pizza topping?

- The blood of my enemies.

Do you crack your knuckles? 

- Only when I'm really bored... *crack*

What song do you hate the most? 

- "Party like a Rockstar."

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? 

- My mind is constantly playing the song "American Pie."

What are your super powers? 

- I can make your head explode just by thinking about it.

Peppermint or spearmint? 

- Neither. Only faggots and Marines chew gum.

Where are your car keys?

- Kyle's got 'em. I hope.

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

- Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann's

What’s your most annoying habit?

- Not elaborating on my plans.

Where did you last go on vacation? 

- Colorado in '99.

What is your best physical feature? 

- ... I hate these damn people.

What CD is closest to you right now? 

- What's a CD?

What color are your bed sheets?

- White. 

Would you rather be a fish or a bird? 

- I are Sailor. Hate both with great passion.

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? 

- I don't talk on my cellphone.

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?

- Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

What MP3 is on your ipod?

- What is this "iPod" I hear so much about? Is it the cure for cancer?

What music will be on your ipod in a few minutes? 

- Again, I've no idea what the f*** you're talking about.

If you could kiss anyone who would it be? 

- ... next.

What do you do when no one is watching? 

- Cry.

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? 

- I would be me because I'm Seaman Appreantice *censored*... and you're not.

Coffee or Tea?

- Neither. They both give you cancer.

Have you ever been in love? 

- I love the Navy.

Do you talk to yourself?

- ... no.


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