So, if you've been following my daily status updates on Facebook you already know this, but for those who don't, I'm currently locked in an epic battle with the massive computer I use at work.  For no reason I can discern, it started randomly downloading files dated over a week ago, flooding my inbox, and generally pissing me off.  I wrote the first one off as a fluke, the second one as bad luck, but three and four?  Uh-uh.  This is deliberate.  No system fucks up this badly by mistake.  Well, machine, I see your play.  I know what you're after, you mechanical monstrosity.  Oh, but you'll never take it.  I won't let you.  I will not yield, demon.  Prepare yourselves for war, gentleman.
"Autobots, roll out!"