Truth #1

Posted by CAPT Blood on Saturday, January 22, 2011 In : The Truth 
Truth #1:
Your beliefs are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the truth.

You must seek it in all things. It is elusive. It is terrifying. And it can be the hardest thing in the world to confront. But once you've found it, once you've admitted to it, submitted to it, and accepted it in its entirety, a whole universe of revelations will open up to you.
Unfortunately, the rest of the world won't see it that way. No matter where you try taking it, or how you try presenting it to others, you ...
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Poor Man's Kitchen

Posted by Rubber Ducky on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 In : Poor Man's Kitchen 
This link gets you to the first episode of the Poor Man's Kitchen.

Eat up, motherfuckers.

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Oxymoron

Posted by CAPT Blood on Sunday, July 11, 2010 In : Captain's Log 
Oxymoron I encountered today:

"One-way Conversation" -- There is no such thing.  The definition of the term "conversation" requires that at least two people valued as equals are involved in a discussion where they present their ideas and feelings in an attempt to reach a mutual understanding.  A "one-way conversation" would be better entitled as a "monologue" or "soliloquy".  While the two differ in some respects, they both involve the ideas and opinions of a single person.

That is all.
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New Content! Yaaaay!

Posted by CAPT Blood on Thursday, July 1, 2010 In : Captain's Log 
So, finally, I have uploaded a new video of myself being musically inclined.

If I may, there are some things I need to discuss about it.  The quality is abysmal (please use headphones).  That's not permanent though, I have the high quality file sitting right here on my hard-drive.  I just can't upload it because, as is standard with high quality video, the file size is massive enough to prevent me from attempting to upload it from my current location.

In an effort to provide you all the best pr...
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A Daunting Idea

Posted by CAPT Blood on Saturday, June 26, 2010 In : Captain's Log 
There are times in life when words fail me. I search in desperation for something to say but come up blank. My mastery of the English language seems to desert me all at once in a great, mass exodus reminiscent of the children of Israel fleeing Egypt-land.

And then there are times when silence fails me. The anger, rage, jealousy, fear, and pain well up inside of me until I can restrain myself no longer. I scream obscenities, attacking everyone and everything, cutting a wide swath through my fr...
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Sudden rage? The answer:

Posted by CAPT Blood on Friday, June 25, 2010 In : Captain's Log 

You ever have one of those moments?

I was reading through my newsfeed today when I came across something… troubling.  So troubling I couldn’t prevent the sudden pang of jealousy and rage.  But, I maintained hold of myself.  Sat very still, closed my eyes, counted backwards from 10, regulated my breathing, and relaxed my urge to kill, maim, and destroy.  What simple idea could s...


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