Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
- Whoever comes up with these things.
how do you flush the toilet in public?
- With my shoe. I'm not touchin' that God damn filthy thing with my hands.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
- Of course not. My truck is invincible.
Do you have a crush on someone?
- If I did, do you think I'd be likely to tell you?
Name one thing you worry about running out of:
- Toilet paper
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
- HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious?
What is your favorite pizza topping?
- The blood of my enemies.
Do you crack your knuckles?
- Only when I'm really bored... *crack*
What song do you hate the most?
- "Party like a Rockstar."
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
- My mind is constantly playing the song "American Pie."
What are your super powers?
- I can make your head explode just by thinking about it.
Peppermint or spearmint?
- Neither. Only faggots and Marines chew gum.
Where are your car keys?
- Kyle's got 'em. I hope.
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
- Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann's
What’s your most annoying habit?
- Not elaborating on my plans.
Where did you last go on vacation?
- Colorado in '99.
What is your best physical feature?
- ... I hate these damn people.
What CD is closest to you right now?
- What's a CD?
What color are your bed sheets?
- White.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
- I are Sailor. Hate both with great passion.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
- I don't talk on my cellphone.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
- Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark.
What MP3 is on your ipod?
- What is this "iPod" I hear so much about? Is it the cure for cancer?
What music will be on your ipod in a few minutes?
- Again, I've no idea what the f*** you're talking about.
If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
- ... next.
What do you do when no one is watching?
- Cry.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
- I would be me because I'm Seaman Appreantice *censored*... and you're not.
Coffee or Tea?
- Neither. They both give you cancer.
Have you ever been in love?
- I love the Navy.
Do you talk to yourself?
- ... no.
YES.
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