[ZERO] Who was your last text from?
- Hmm, gotta think back to June for that... either Kylie or Kris. No, wait, definitly Kris. He was whining about me missing his fireworks display.
[ONE] Do you act differently around the person you like?
- ... next.
[TWO] Whats ur middle name?
- Danger
[THREE] Your relationship status?
- Enslaved to the Navy.
[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
- More than once.
[FIVE] What is your current mood?
- Amused. These questions are really dumb.
[SIX] What is one of your sisters name?
- Don't have any sisters... unless you count James.
[SEVEN] What's your favorite color?
- "Blue of the ocean, deep; gold of God's great sun.
Let these our colors be 'til all of time be done, be done."
[EIGHT] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
- Been there, done that. Didn't work out so good.
[NINE] Have a crazy side?
- Only in my mind.
[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
- ... CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
- Not just this second, but you know me. Gotta short fuse.
[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
- ... next.
[FOURTEEN] When is the last time you cried?
- ... NEXT.
[FIFTEEN] Who would you do anything for?
- My shipmates.
... and my family (I guess).
[SIXTEEN] Are you happy with your life?
- Not yet.
[SEVENTEEN] Do you wish someone dead?
- Billions of someones.
[EIGHTEEN] Is there someone that you will never stop loving?
- Baby Bro Billy and Mom
[NINETEEN] What kind of phone do you have?
- Tracfone (Fuck yeah!)
[TWENTY] Who do you trust most?
- John McCain... no really.
[TWENTY-ONE] Ever been in a fist fight?
- Not in recent memory, but after suffering repeated blows to the head, it's tough to remember more than a few days ago. Hey, look! A computer!
[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
- I think we all know the answer to that.
[TWENTY-THREE] Do you speak any other language?
- Enough German to start a fight over soccer.
[TWENTY-FOUR] What will you do tommorow?
- Start my God damn class.
[TWENTY-FIVE] Describe your life in two words.
- holy shit
[TWENTY-SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
- ... next.
[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you thinking of right now?
- Fuck these questions.
[TWENTY-EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?
- Sewing on my rank patch and shining my boots.
[TWENTY-NINE] Who are you thinking of right now?
- Me.
[THIRTY] What are you listening to right now?
- The sounds of other people typing.
[THIRTY-ONE] Last person you told I love you to?
- ... FUCKING NEXT.
[THIRTY-TWO] Last person to yell at you?
- Now, ya see, there's a difference between yelling at and yelling to. I mostly experience yelling to, but I think HTC Propst was the last person to really ream me.
[THRITY-THREE] Where was your default picture taken?
- Don't have one. Gee, aren't I dull?
[THIRTY-FOUR] What is your natural hair color?
- Blond. Very dark blond.
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